Have you ever been disappointed by the quality of the emails that you get that you don't care about? Have you ever wondered if life would be better with higher quality junk mail? Do you have money that you can give us? Right now? If the answer to the last question is yes, please keep reading. Please. Most people stop reading here and just click away. It hurts us deeply. Sigh. Oh, you're still here reading this. Right, the pitch.

The team at Premium Junkmail is always on the lookout for the best useless emails to claim as our own work and to send to you for a higher price than it would be normally. It seems like a ripoff until you are finding yourself saying, Wow, I'm really glad that I didn't spend the rest of my life thinking that free junk mail is enough for me to ignore. So please, drop us a line. We will send you a small sampling of junk emails. They will be good enough to indicate the quality of our work but we know you will be left wanting more. We are having trouble getting someone to send out the mails on Tuesdays, but hopefully you won't notice.

Explore our different pricepoints, you're bound to find a ripoff here!